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Da rules of Guns of Icarus!

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David Hark:
1. Blame Shink.
2. David Hark is always right.
3. Flak-fish don't work.
4. If you think David Hark is wrong, see rule 2.
5. Don't ram Galleons.
6. Lochnagar all the things!
7. Stay in the trenches! Don't go over the top!
8. Don't die.
9. Don't steal my kills!
10. Don't steal a man's Lochnagar kills!
11. Don't board the enemy ship.
12. Remember what happened to Georgia.
13. Remember to load your gun!
14. Keep an eye on your allies.
15. Fargo is bored.
16. Don't question Fargo.
17. Don't question the high level guys.
18. Don't make horrible puns unless it's about Jon Snow.
19. Screw the rules, I'm in command!
20. There are too many rules.
21. Lehran is the rocketeer
22. When a captain isn't listening, crew are allowed to spam non-verbal commands.
23. Two phoenix claws are better than one.
24. The floor IS lava, yes even in water hazard.
25. Kill them before they kill us.
26. When in doubt, keep shooting.
27. Don't get off your gun to fix things, just keep shooting.
28. Oh my god! Keep shooting!
29. Vote for Fjords.
30. HULL! HULL! HULL!!!
31. Not knowing the rules results in non-verbal command spamming.
32. Don't jump off the ship.
33. Invoke 27, 28, and 30 simultaneously, yes you must adhere to multiple contradicting rules at once.
34. There is no rule 34.
35. Don't listen to David Hark.
36. You can't spot with chem spray Fargo.
37. Watch for the magic smoke to appear.
38. Bright clouds always need more flares.
39. When in doubt, back up!
40. BALLOON!!!
41. Reserved to address anything that seems important at the moment.
42. There is no spoon.
43. There is a knife of lies.
44. The clouds will always block your spot, no matter how little they cover the enemy ship.
45. BUT MY ACHIEVEMENT!
46. Join the damn party!
47. No Poofters!
48. The lobbies die quickly.
49. Ramming is always an option.
50. You must face this challenge alone...
51. Know your key bindings!
52. You aren't allowed to question the legitimacy of the rules.
53. FOOL!

Fargo Gabianni:
I did really enjoy making all these rules.

N-Sunderland:
54. FARGO, MY ENGINES
55. DO NOT FIRE AN OFFENSIVE FLARE, FARGO!
56. WHY WOULD YOU IGNORE MY ENGINES TO GET ON THE HULL, FARGO?!?!?
57. FARGO, WHY AREN'T YOU ON THE HULL?!?!?
58. THAT HULL SHOULD NEVER BE ON FIRE, FARGO

Every time Fargo's on my ship, but without the yelling.

Ok, I do yell at him about offensive flares and engines. But that's it :D

Lord Dick Tim:
We need to create a much larger rule, like, Rule 234:  Skywhales Exist.  Now everyone has to make up rules for all the prior spots.

Shinkurex:

--- Quote from: David Hark on September 29, 2013, 03:58:25 pm ---1. Blame Shink.

--- End quote ---

you just had to make this #1 didn't you?..... One of these days, I'll engineer for you.....

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