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First Thought Bacon

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Coldcurse:
Bacon is enough. But he likes to add extra things on it.

Mod Josie:
I am hungry and tired. Someone feed me bacon.

BdrLineAzn:
Breakfast for dinner? Yay more Bacon then.

Mod Josie:
Bacon is for every meal. Every meal is for bacon. Bacon is for ever.

Shadak Shademore:
I heard this one today lol!

(I am sleeping beside my girlfriend when I am suddenly woken by her nibbling on my collarbone sensually. I turn to face her thinking she wants to be intimate, only to realise she is still actually asleep.)

Me: “Honey…”

Girlfriend: *stirring a little* “Shh, bacon. It’s breakfast time.”

Dreams are made of bacon!

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