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First Thought Bacon
Coldcurse:
Bacon is enough. But he likes to add extra things on it.
Mod Josie:
I am hungry and tired. Someone feed me bacon.
BdrLineAzn:
Breakfast for dinner? Yay more Bacon then.
Mod Josie:
Bacon is for every meal. Every meal is for bacon. Bacon is for ever.
Shadak Shademore:
I heard this one today lol!
(I am sleeping beside my girlfriend when I am suddenly woken by her nibbling on my collarbone sensually. I turn to face her thinking she wants to be intimate, only to realise she is still actually asleep.)
Me: “Honey…”
Girlfriend: *stirring a little* “Shh, bacon. It’s breakfast time.”
Dreams are made of bacon!
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