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First Thought Bacon
N-Sunderland:
We'll also need to split the Holy Book of Bacon into separate books, like DeuteBacony.
Connor Mc.:
yes, to everything
Keon:
The fact that bacon is both your God and your food fits in perfectly with the Last Supper. Or maybe since it's bacon it's breakfast?
Connor Mc.:
the last breakfast was when the gristle announced to his disciples, one of you will betray me at this table.
And ye, for it was the jealous Sausage! who had been supporting secretly, the Jenny Craig breakfast options, and king of the Jenny Craig breakfast, the sun dried tomato said that Gristle was to be dawn dishwashed off of his plate, but, 3 hours later, after many a rinse cycle, he was not washed from his plate! He had arisin to his rightful place in the grease bucket, with his father Bacon beside him to judge all man kind in their breakfast.
And now every March 31st we celebrate this miracle of resurrection, and we feast on Bacon for it is the skin of our lord, and gristle for it is the blood, and we praise our lord Bacon, for he is all knowing, all wise, and all powerful
Piemanlives:
--- Quote from: Keon on March 31, 2013, 10:50:51 pm ---The fact that bacon is both your God and your food fits in perfectly with the Last Supper. Or maybe since it's bacon it's breakfast?
--- End quote ---
LOWER CASE B IN BACON, HERESY!
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