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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #165 on: March 30, 2013, 10:37:52 pm »
Our Antibacon is soy-based foods

The Cookbook to me that's the unofficial Holy Book of Bacon

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #166 on: March 30, 2013, 11:31:48 pm »
I wonder... If we ask Bubbles to be the High Priest of Bacon, will he accept?

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #167 on: March 31, 2013, 01:21:08 am »
He should be honored!

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #168 on: March 31, 2013, 01:29:28 am »
we have to have Cardinals of Bacon, the Cardinals vote on who is to be the Bacon Pope

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #169 on: March 31, 2013, 07:34:39 pm »
Tender Bacon if they don't make a decision, and crispy Bacon if they do? That way everybody wins :)

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #170 on: March 31, 2013, 09:15:12 pm »
We'll also need to split the Holy Book of Bacon into separate books, like DeuteBacony.

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #171 on: March 31, 2013, 10:18:39 pm »
yes, to everything

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #172 on: March 31, 2013, 10:50:51 pm »
The fact that bacon is both your God and your food fits in perfectly with the Last Supper. Or maybe since it's bacon it's breakfast?

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #173 on: March 31, 2013, 10:54:30 pm »


the last breakfast was when the gristle announced to his disciples, one of you will betray me at this table.
And ye, for it was the jealous Sausage! who had been supporting secretly, the Jenny Craig breakfast options, and king of the Jenny Craig breakfast, the sun dried tomato said that Gristle was to be dawn dishwashed off of his plate, but, 3 hours later, after many a rinse cycle, he was not washed from his plate! He had arisin to his rightful place in the grease bucket, with his father Bacon beside him to judge all man kind in their breakfast.
And now every March 31st we celebrate this miracle of resurrection, and we feast on Bacon for it is the skin of our lord, and gristle for it is the blood, and we praise our lord Bacon, for he is all knowing, all wise, and all powerful
« Last Edit: March 31, 2013, 11:00:35 pm by Connor Mc. »

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #174 on: March 31, 2013, 10:54:58 pm »
The fact that bacon is both your God and your food fits in perfectly with the Last Supper. Or maybe since it's bacon it's breakfast?

LOWER CASE B IN BACON, HERESY!

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #175 on: March 31, 2013, 10:56:57 pm »
I was referring to the delicious food named after the almighty Bacon.

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #176 on: March 31, 2013, 11:02:12 pm »
I've decided against modifying people's posts for heresy, since it's not really a good use of mod powers.

Connor, that story is going in the Holy Book of Bacon.

Offline Connor Mc.

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #177 on: March 31, 2013, 11:08:15 pm »
we shall make a first draft of the first book of Bacon, the stories of Gristle
It's the perfect use of mod powers btw, YOU DO NOT SPEAK AGAINST YOUR LORD BACON

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #178 on: March 31, 2013, 11:12:34 pm »
But we'll only talk about Gristle in the New Baconment (ugh... That was an awful joke on my part). The Old Baconment will be about It.

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Re: First Thought Bacon
« Reply #179 on: March 31, 2013, 11:15:11 pm »
I'll get to work on the drafts

(I'm not even kidding, I'm opening up a word document, shit just got real)