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How Many Cats Can You Lol
HamsterIV:
--- Quote from: Lord Dick Tim on March 17, 2013, 01:49:42 am ---Blasphemeres, we have the Holy Church of the Whale! Dare you go against your true lords and master!?
That and I have 4 cats, 1 dog and 2 chinchillas. I live in animal dander hell. And the male chinchilla Grrr keeps trying to jump my hand when I pet him :(
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I am half the pet owner you are Lord Dick Tim. I have two cats and one Chinchilla. More accuratly my wife has two cats and a Chinchilla who live in the same house as me. The chinchilla hates me because 1) I am a boy and clearly her inferior, 2) I am not as forthcoming with the nuts and raisins as my wife is. On two occasions the Chinchilla has drawn blood when I have let my hand get too close to the cage. Also the chinchilla insists on making as much noise as possible in the middle of the night. While my wife is a heavy sleeper I am not. The Chinchilla despises me and the feeling is mutual.
Squash:
Holy shit Shukketsushi, you have a robot?!
Sgt. Spoon:
--- Quote from: Lord Dick Tim on March 18, 2013, 01:30:02 am ---Bacon can be like our muses... For the muses. Who work at muse, and the bacon is eaten, which is all done on the back of a flying whale.
... In Valhalla.
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I laughed more than I probably should have
Shukketsushi:
--- Quote from: Squash on March 20, 2013, 02:45:23 pm ---Holy shit Shukketsushi, you have a robot?!
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Yeah, it keeps the cats in order.
Keon:
And on the seventh day, Muse rested on its Skywhale fleet and ate Bacon.
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