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Mill Wilkinson:
Hello there, I'm Mill and looking for you to take me to the skies. I like to strip armor and enjoy sunsets at Leviathan. My guns swing both ways and I am not adverse to any builds, nor I mind if you like to ram a bit.
Will you be my skycaptain? I'd love to grip your ship's gunhandles.
Sammy B. T.:
Captain here looking for that special crew. I need someone who can buff and prebuff not just my armor but also my "balloon" too. If you don't have the tools and knowledge to keep my" components" up and running them sweetie, don't even bother. I need an engineer who can keep up.
No gunners or noobs
Gryphos:
Hi, I'm Gryphos, and I'm looking for physical relationship. I don't like sniping, I prefer to get right in there. I always keep my guns pre buffed just in case. But sometimes I can't wait for the gatling to strip the armour and I fire my flak too early, it's a problem I've been working on. I also like ramming, though I've been told I'm very rough. I like ramming from any position, but my preference is the rear.
So if you want to be destroyed by my chute vent teabag, give me a call.
Squidslinger Gilder:
Gilder, single and looking for girls who like buffing gas bags and a good mallet pounding. Likes brunette or red head technicians. Moe voice optional but ending sentences in "Nyaa" and some Japanese linguistic skills are must. Swabbies or blondes plz inclose nude photo posing with a spanner in one hand and buff hammer in the other. Must be super S towards Spires and super M towards Squids. Also must have fetish for giant tubes with bag popping balls.
Sgt. Spoon:
Sorry boys, I'm already in a commited relationship with a certain... ... "honeysweet" guy.
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