"What type of ammo should I bring?"
"Greased"
"Alright"
*kicks gunner*
"Why did you do that?"
"Any gunner should know that burst is a better ammo type for these guns"
"But you told him to bring greased"
"And so I did. Hey can you bring a buff hammer to buff the engines?"
"As long as you don't kick me."
"Of course not, you're a valuable player."
"Alright, buff hammer it is."
*kicks engineer*
"Why would you do that???"
"Because we don't need a buffer."
"But you told him to bring a buff hammer!"
"I was testing him and he failed."
"Well how do I stay on this ship?"
"You don't"
*kicks second engineer*
"What on earth? Now we don't have anyone to play with on our teams."
"We don't need anyone."
"I disagree."
*kicks fellow captain*
"What are you doing kid, you're ruining the game for us."
*kicks everyone from the other team away*
Nobody wants to play with me. I quit.
*leaves*