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Religious debate out of control
Piemanlives:
Spoon gets a salute, that was wonderful!
Boarchild:
+1 spoon :D
Bacon comes from pigs bellies. The general shape of a pig, is somewhat close to the general shape of a whale (minus the legs on the pig and the flappy paddles on the sides of the whale ofcourse). Albeit the pig is smaller, but they are generally ellipsoid shaped.
I would suggest that both these religions stem from the same worship of the ellipsoid shape. Both sides worship the same geometrically inconsitently shaped deity. So in fact, you should have no quarrel. There is no sense in fighting when your religion has the same ancestor! .. wait.. I think i just did a sgt spoon there..
I suggest somone take up a new religion based on cubism, or perhaps a 2 dimensional line instead. This would make a much more formidable opponent to these ellipsoid hethens.
Plasmarobo:
Heretic.
There is only Bacon.
Lord Dick Tim:
So wait, we both worship something shaped like an Egg?
DMaximus:
--- Quote from: Lord Dick Tim on July 17, 2013, 11:03:11 pm ---So wait, we both worship something shaped like an Egg?
--- End quote ---
THE BACON GOES WELL WITH EGGS!
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