So I rewatched The Dark Knight recently, and this bit stood out as particularly Cake-y.
"Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
With that, may you all go forth with renewed zeal for our pleasantly toasty founding principles!
Make them burn.And then cover them in frosting.