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Why GOI needs lasers
N-Sunderland:
Lasers are cool and all, but no game is complete until it has velociraptor trebuchets.
Lord Dick Tim:
Could you imagine!? Velociraptors and screaming lazers!!
The hissing cry of a raptor crashing onto your deck, thrashing about throwing crew overboard as they try desperately, fruitlessly, to escape it's jaws. The Captain looks down in horror at the blood and carnage strewn across the weather deck like an 18th century butchers factory, when he looks up and sees the spinning wild eyes and soft whisper building to a crescendo before the blinding light of god. Shoop de whoop.
N-Sunderland:
(Except he probably wouldn't be looking up. Jurassic Park grossly misrepresented their size. They were more turkey-sized rather than... You know... 6 feet tall.)
Keon:
Sunderland, right there, right then, you crushed all of my dreams at once. Imagine my entire vision of my future shattering like a... thing that shatters.
EDIT: My dreams are uncrushed: Tell me that doesn't look like a duck. A 2 meter long duck with claws.
Quack quack
N-Sunderland:
After all, ducks are just evolved dinosaurs :D
And don't worry Keon, there's still this monster.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utahraptor
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