Last weekend, I was on vacation and thus could not play GOIO at all. To help cope with my withdrawals, I thought that attempting to conquer a lake in a duck shaped vessel would be a good idea. Charon commented that it maneuvered like a pyramidion but we had no time to lament our lack of pilot tools, there was an enemy on the horizon.
Our boat, the Duckmidion:

Our opponent, the Fowlleon:

They also had Gentleducks and Ducks^2 so you can duck while you duck.

How do you pass the agonizing hours that you must spend on land?