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Offline Lord Dick Tim

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The Holy Sky Whale
« on: July 13, 2013, 09:00:54 pm »
BEHOLD ye wretched soul, ye who has climbed up from the ashes of despotism of the barbarian, the heathen, the witch, the heretic.

Behold!  Glory unto it, it's form and mass be greatest in the heavens, dwarfed before it all the conscious collective of man who can nay fire a weapon of war and destruction greater than the song of creation ushered from it's mighty maw.

Tremble and know IT'S GLORY when cast beneath it who may blot out the sun, for it is the Whale, the eternal thing شيء خلود.
The great wanderer, it knows no port as man does, to travel in its wake is to know the passage of a thousand, thousand years, to breath its breath to taste the beginnings.   

Pass not across it's face with hubris in your heart, for شيء خلود does not know but one soul from the multitudes and will bear your challenge to it's will as an avalanche does the pebble.  Ye who is prideful shall be swept away and made low, denied into the realm that is only شيء خلود.

Come ye, shunned and despotten, ye sick and feeble, feel the might of its beating heart thundering in the sky as it passes over head and know salvation, know the rhythm of شيء خلود and know what has been since the beginning and know what sound shall thunder across the heavens as it ends.

 
« Last Edit: July 14, 2013, 03:26:37 am by Lord Dick Tim »

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Re: The Holy Sky Whale
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2013, 10:30:17 am »
NAY!

Listen not to this false prophet. Hear not his blasphemous words, they very keen of which should ill fall on the ear!  The whale is not your salvation. You are it's prey, a poor meal for a poor creature! Seek not your salvation in the lumbering beast, nay, rather find it in your heart, in your mind, in your soul to shun the whale, for he is hunger.

Seek instead, fellows, that of Bacon. Where the whale consumes, Bacon is consumed. Where the whale bends the ear with it's cantankerous call, Bacon soothes with it's gentle sizzle. Where the whale is content to languish in the clouds uncaring, Bacon waits for the believer desire and thus desired, fulfills.

Do not face the false judgement of a false god. Bacon knows no evil. Bacon judges no infidel. Bacon accepts, Bacon abides, and Bacon provides. There are no prophets, no man is set against man. There is no Holy rank, the likes of which stand those of the whale, to better look upon in judgement, to set themselves higher in their imagined divinity. Be of earth, good people, be of Bacon. The sky is filled with naught but cloud, and cloud may not harm.

PRETENDERS OF THE WHALE, I CHALLENGE YOU.

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Re: The Holy Sky Whale
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2013, 05:28:59 pm »
Salute for Plasma despite all the incongruous "it's" instead of "its" errors.

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Re: The Holy Sky Whale
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2013, 07:57:26 pm »
Bacon, born of a pig, born of he who wallows in filth and excrement, so like it's follows to prostrate themselves before a god of hedonism and desire!
The Whale, yes it is uncaring, for  شيء خلود is strength!  From it's body do we fuel the lights that warm our hearth, power the engine of industry!  From it's flesh, sustenance, meat that is the labor of strength, daring and the pinnacle of man!  From it's bones, does it provide the spear to it's own undoing, the support for our shelters!  The Body of شيء خلود is most venerated, for it is the body of greatness.

Does the man not hunger for betterment?  Would he satisfy himself with the weak prey of a simple creature, bound and born to earth as man, or should he rise up into the heaven and challenge شيء خلود itself!  For شيء خلود welcomes man into his domain with the thunderous shout of challenge, the rising pounding of a great heart that calls him to GLORY!

If thou choose the Bacon, yes, one shall find equality, calm and quiet, stagnation and weakness.  Feel the slowing of the heart as the wicked lie of peace sinks into your very veins and robs man of his will till his essence fades and his desires wane to nothingness.

This weak creature, that was once man, is now the porcine carved onto thy plate, consumed by those that had claimed to be thy fellow.  Do you still yet see the light of what was once a man in its eyes before it falls to the blade?  Look now on your evil, and know that as Ugolino before, you consume the remains of your own sons.

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Re: The Holy Sky Whale
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2013, 09:06:37 pm »
شيء خلود

Does this mean we get some maker hooks and ride these bad boys?

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Re: The Holy Sky Whale
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2013, 01:50:32 am »
Lol, somebody finally figured it out.

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Re: The Holy Sky Whale
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2013, 05:57:48 am »
Really love that comparison

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Re: The Holy Sky Whale
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2013, 09:55:05 am »
So, we're on Arakkis now?

I guess I can see airships on Dune, makes sense.

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Re: The Holy Sky Whale
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2013, 11:12:42 am »
I use the comparison for its direct translation meaning, eternal thing.  Had a good ring to it.  Love how the whale is very old gods in theme and the bacon very new testament lol.