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ITT: We make Guns of Icarus Themed Pick up Lines

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Thomas:
Is that a mercury field gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Swallox:
I bet you're like a squid. Quick, agile and when I hit that, you'll go down in seconds.

Gryphos:
Don't worry, I brought chemspray.

Serenum:
Hey baby, wanna see how fast I am after some moonshine?

No, that doesn't work...

Hey baby, bring lochnagar, because my gun only has one shot...

No, wait, that's not it either...

Hey baby, are you a Spire? Because I'm about to ram you so hard...

...I'm not very good at this...  :-\

RearAdmiralZill:
Have you seen my flare gun? It's going to light up your world.

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