Galleon: Oh Spire, your hull is soo big and firm
Spire: Well babe, you know I love to keep in shape, hehehe
Galleon: Oh take me right here. Right here over the dunes
And then... they totally did it
"You
might have a tiiiny case of serious brain damage."
-Wheatley
(Or at least, I think so. Reading it damaged my brain, at least

)